This is the current Top 10 feeble excuses for not being able to make a meet.
| Excuse | Excuse Generator | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | I'd rather compile Linux for my PC at home than go climbing | AP |
| 2 | I've injured my shoulder getting the Xmas tree out of the loft | DA |
| 3 | I've got a "broken toe" (after falling upstairs while pissed) | SE |
| 4 | I'm out buying curtains with my mother | JC |
| 5 | My landlord is taking me out tonight. We're going to B&Q to buy some tinted paint. | BA |
| 6 | I'm feeling a bit dizzy | DC |
| 7 | Me shoulder's hurting after yoga - go on without me. | JC |
| 8 | I'm out on the p*ss (from a person whose liver is fecked) | AB |
| 9 | I've got a sore foot | SE |
| 10 | Not sure I can make it. I'm in Vietnam. | BA |
This goes to Mr. Edwards for claiming at Ardwick in February,
| "I'll be climbing every week from now on" |
...and then vanishing without a trace for months!